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risarodil:

Happy birthday, JK and Harry! 

risarodil:

Happy birthday, JK and Harry! 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

Thorough Thursday: That was Stupid Edition

Squats

  • 230 x 5
  • 270 x 5
  • 310 x 5
  • 310 x 5

Bicep Curls

  • 25 x 5
  • 35 x 5
  • 45 x 5
  • 55 x 5

Each Arm

Deadlift

  • 180 x 5
  • 200 x 5
  • 220 x 5
  • 240 x 5

On my very last rep on my very last set, I fucked up my form and ended up pulling with my back. Yeah, you know where this is going.

Now I’m sitting here cursing myself with an ice pack on my lower back. No conditioning for me tonight.

Technique Thursday: Spiral Ride for Jiu-Jitsu

Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.

- Mandy Hale (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

That’s the kind of love and trust I hope to build one day. Wives sound like a grand kind of person.
Haha! Yeah, we had a pretty good laugh over it. She’s (rightfully) pretty proud of the results her hard work are getting her.
And wives are people. They can be grand or awful. It all depends on how the relationship you guys have is. 
My wife and I have a really great relationship. We’ve been through so much crazy shit together (both great and terrible). I can’t imagine living through it all with anyone else.
That said, don’t just jump at the first woman who comes along and shows interest. Sure, date her and see how you match up. But understand that you’ll both be different people within a year.
The trick to finding the perfect spouse is to actually find someone who is willing to grow and develop themselves as a person. It’s something that both of you will have to do if you plan on spending life together. Positive growth, change, and development are always part of a healthy relationship. If she changes for the better and you never do, you’re setting your relationship up to fail. Always look for ways to improve yourself personally, the rest kind of just works itself out.
Love means you help each other become better. You both have individual goals that you both work toward and you both support one another in them. (I’m not saying that it’s all there is to it, but it’s a huge part).
Sorry, newaza-dan, I know you didn’t actually ask for any of that. I just started thinking about it after reading your comment.
amateur-wrestling:

👌 via matproblems

Not to be a dick, but I’d like to point out that this is actually a photo that I took. 
Here

amateur-wrestling:

👌 via matproblems

Not to be a dick, but I’d like to point out that this is actually a photo that I took. 

Here

theonion:

New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life

Because jogging blows.

theonion:

New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life

Because jogging blows.

Part of being mentally tough means staying stubbornly positive and optimistic despite adversity.

- (via torneyo)

When I pointed out to my wife that a dude was checking out her butt her response was, “Really? Awesome!”

so I just went to a new school and so far all I've heard the other girls talk about what people are wearing and how "slutty" it is and stuff how do I start conversations without getting off topic and not being mean how does this work? like all I want to do is trade mix tapes or make a band or something

Anonymous

thatbadadvice:

Readers won’t stop sending the Bad Advisor their real-ass questions to answer, so the Bad Advisor is periodically going to try her hand at answering them.

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Be the change you want to see in the world, friend!

Don’t worry about being mean to mean-ass people who sit around trying to divine the sexual habits of friends and strangers from the kind of clothes they wear. And why are you worried about being off-topic when the topic is shitty-ass sexist sexism?

Lead by motherfucking example:

Person: Wow, Tinkywink sure is slutting it up in that skirt today!

You: Who cares? Tell me your favorite songs about gambling, I’m makin’ a mix tape.

Person: Yeah yeah yeah, but SLUTTY SLUTTIMES.

You: Is that a song about gambling?

[Scene]

Or:

Person: Ohmygod, check out Higgledyskank’s stripper heels, is she on her way to work or something?

You: Sucks that a T-Rex would have a really hard time playing the flute, huh?

Person: I’m sorry, did you miss the asinine shit I was just talking about another human being?

You: Their little arms, you know?

[Scene]

Repeat, repeat, repeat. And look, you’re a girl at this new school who wants to start bands and make mixtapes, and Bad Advisor bets a dinosaur tail that you’re not the only one. You might need to shake up your lunch routine, or join a couple new clubs before you find like-minded folks. Don’t write off all the girls at your school before you’ve given them a chance to be cooler to their fellow gals. They might be waiting for someone just like you to give them permission to break out of old, slut-shaming habits. 

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

Sorry, y’all.

Sorry, y’all.

(Source: sassypanda21)

(Source: kredikshaw)